DISCLAIMER: This is no way intended to flame or offend anyone in the forums, it's all in good fun, so if you cannot take a joke, fuck off. :D:
The conference room begins filling with many of the forum regulars as the time for the address draws near. Many recognize each other for the first time by how they look or what they wear:
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The lights dim and someone steps up to the podium. but who can it be? There is a loud drum roll, followed by the sound of hopping, along with the faint smell of permanent marker. The lights come back on:
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Darkmagnolia: Please allow me to thank you for coming....disregard my shlurred shpeech, the marker fumes are getting to me. Anyway, without further ado, I present to you, the great king of GBGL!
Fanfare is played seemingly from nowhere, as kiwibonga steps up to the podium. The crowd hushes suddenly as he prepares to utter his first words:
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Kiwibonga: Yes it is I, the great ruler of all you petty....I mean valued users of GBGL! I am here to answer questions and address any concerns you may have over the forums or GBGL.
Suddenly out of nowhere, a can of spam is hurled at kiwi
Kiwi: DrkNecro, stop it or I will report you to ebay as broken merchandise and get a refund!
DrkNecro: :/
Kiwi: Now, onto the questions.
Canadian1: LOL numb nuts pin my sig topic!
Kiwi: No, and if you ask me such a request again I will take action toward your posting privelages. Next.
andrewcleung: Can I be a mod please?
Kiwi: Not at this time, even though you act like one at times, but thank you for calming down with that. Next.
Suddenly something brown and smelly is flung at kiwi:
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Kiwi: Rizz!!! Get your damn monkey out of this room now!
Rizzano: WTF are you doing out of your cage you little..............Sorry kiwi!
Kiwi: Sigh, where was I. Well, any REAL questions pertaining to the league or forums?
nars2, elros: WHERES OUR GOLD!
Kiwi: I am yet awaiting a responds from our sponsor. GET OFF MY BACK!
Some random newb: OMG COME JOIN MY SITE IT HAS HACKS AND A FORUM AND......
Kiwi: SECURITY!!!
Ruk, Frenchee, Great one, SLdK, Dreamcatcher, DarkMagnolia, Bravodor, Aroon, CommunistBus, Jedi, and TRIP all make a mad dash for the newbie who entered without permission. Reminiscent of the Three Stooges, they all bump into each other, and the newbie proceeds with a spam frenzy that puts DrkNecro to shame.
OMG COME JOIN MY SITE IT HAS HACKS AND A FORUM AND......
OMG COME JOIN MY SITE IT HAS HACKS AND A FORUM AND......
OMG COME JOIN MY SITE IT HAS HACKS AND A FORUM AND......
OMG COME JOIN MY SITE IT HAS HACKS AND A FORUM AND......
Kiwi seeing the temporary incompetence of his staff, hurls his crown at the newb, hitting him square in the head. The newb wobbles, and rubs his head.
Newbie: All right, who throws a crown, honestly?
Kiwi: SECURITY DAMN IT!
Ruk grabs the newbie and stamps him on the head:
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Ruk and Frenchee and DarkMagnolia carry him out the door, kicking him once swiftly in the ass.
Kiwi: All right, thank you, sorry for that interruption. Now to get back to the topic at hand, if there are no more questions...
Canadian1: LOL Can you pin my...
Kiwi: Damn it! What the hell did I say already! SCREW THIS!!!
Kiwi kicks down the podium to reveal himself sitting on a bigfoot, and aims it at Candian1, letting loose a barage of red 200MPH missiles that send Canadian1 into oblivion.
Kiwi: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS!!!!!
The entire room: NO! NO! NO!
Kiwi: Thank you for coming to this GBGL Press Conference, which is now over. Good day!
Hahaha that owns gj rizz, i liked the first picture :P it sums up most people :P.
rawfls, owned xD i actually laughed at this
I like the picture of andrew, made me laugh.
geee one, Rizz ;b
You made me look like kiwibunny with carpal tunnel syndrom. lawl.
and Necro does "=/" not ":/" hahaa
I want part II!!! XD
Maybe thats cause you ARE kiwibunny =o (carpel tunnel, meh sorry)
haha. funny. you have too much spare time on your hands. so make another one. now. ok. good. cool.
DONGA LIKES PENIZ
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Oh em gee its me =o (4th one), Lol goodjob rizz xD make teh sequel!
very nice, yet strange.. does drk always scream penis? (or am i insane)
btw
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priceless picture.
"We're the bold kings!" :>
hahahaha. with our nose off to the side like that and what appears to be needles sticking out of our head, we definatley deviate from the norm ;| ns
hahaha AWESOME RIZZ!
very funny stufffffff
Wha? This just made me laugh so hard... Sequel!
Very funny man. VERY funny.
Very nice.
I especially like cleug's..
and ruk with the newbie stamp.
"ns" Riz
I think I'm beginning to understand the way things work around here... I wish people knew me well enough to make fun of me.....I think...?
EDIT: Omg forgot to say that it's hilarious Rizz.
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Funny, but needs more ME.
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Well, I'd definitely say this has insipred me to make more random/useless comics at least, I just remembered how much fun it can be to portray people just with their stupid IRC quotes and the like.
hahaha funny rizz...but you didnt answered my email...
Answered.
Oh hell yes, a comic strip of random occurences of GBGL. That would roxor.
I always wondered what GBGL is in a room. Good Shiat. Rizz.
That was great. Do it again sometime!
Quotevery nice, yet strange.. does drk always scream penis? (or am i insane)
penos ._. =/ ._. =/
Why is my mouth so wide :o
:kiwiyay: That was great! It's a good thing I don't have a personality or I'd have to watch myself...
Sequel, sequel, sequel.
Damn sweet~ moar!! moar! =P
Very Funny :dualevil1: , but lacking in the "GBGL Prince" department.....why the hell I'm I Prince anyways???
*Walks off listening to Purple Rain*
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I'm going to ignore the guy screaming 'Penis!'.
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Leet paint skillz.
QuoteQuotevery nice, yet strange.. does drk always scream penis? (or am i insane)
penos ._. =/ ._. =/
Why is my mouth so wide :o
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ROFLMAO ROFLMAO
SEQUEL!
Man, that made me laugh so hard.
Now i'm afraid of the security staff >.>
QuoteQuoteQuotevery nice, yet strange.. does drk always scream penis? (or am i insane)
penos ._. =/ ._. =/
Why is my mouth so wide :o
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ROFLMAO ROFLMAO
dammit ivan changed penis into penos :(
QuoteWhy is my mouth so wide :o
All the better to-
And... "bold kings"? We wouldn't say that. A much more likely possibility would be an Oddity member frying your nut sack with our laser vision.
Also... Although comic strips are excellent vehicles for satire and self-expression, perhaps the playful insults could be crafted more cleverly, and not be so blunt. Like kiwi saying "I will remove your posting privileges" way too plainly points to your recent disagreement with him, and it makes you look... *sneeze
It was an okay strip, minus the kiwi and andrewcleung parts. You are just posting your opinion of people, thinly disguised by MS Paint drawings.
You read too much into things. That disagreement is under the bridge, and the way I conveyed Kiwi was due to him owning the site, not due to anything in the past, and the way I conveyed andrew was me basically saying from me, "thanks for toning down the acting like an admin."
And as far as my opinions go, no, I am not posting my opinion on these people, I am taking the things that stood out in my mind, and in many others. anad made them into what I posted. That's why my disclaimer is there. I don't see DrkNecro as a real person who is 100% in real life obsessed with the word Penis. I don't see Kiwi as a tyrant, etc. As I said, if you cannot take a "JOKE" then fuck off. (That is not directed to you, just reiterating what was said in the first post), it is all for a good laugh.
Sheesh.
GJ Rizz
My favorite is
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LMAO
GJ
Okey doke. Thank you for clearing that up. However, I still stand by what I said about andrewcleung, that the joke could have been crafted more cleverly. Also, do not ever hesitate in offending or making a joke out of me 8)
QuoteYou read too much into things. That disagreement is under the bridge, and the way I conveyed Kiwi was due to him owning the site, not due to anything in the past, and the way I conveyed andrew was me basically saying from me, "thanks for toning down the acting like an admin."
And as far as my opinions go, no, I am not posting my opinion on these people, I am taking the things that stood out in my mind, and in many others. anad made them into what I posted. That's why my disclaimer is there. I don't see DrkNecro as a real person who is 100% in real life obsessed with the word Penis. I don't see Kiwi as a tyrant, etc. As I said, if you cannot take a "JOKE" then fuck off. (That is not directed to you, just reiterating what was said in the first post), it is all for a good laugh.
Sheesh.
Well it was a fine joke none the less. :lol:
sequel or else?
ns
QuoteYou read too much into things. That disagreement is under the bridge, and the way I conveyed Kiwi was due to him owning the site, not due to anything in the past, and the way I conveyed andrew was me basically saying from me, "thanks for toning down the acting like an admin."
And as far as my opinions go, no, I am not posting my opinion on these people, I am taking the things that stood out in my mind, and in many others. anad made them into what I posted. That's why my disclaimer is there. I don't see DrkNecro as a real person who is 100% in real life obsessed with the word Penis. I don't see Kiwi as a tyrant, etc. As I said, if you cannot take a "JOKE" then fuck off. (That is not directed to you, just reiterating what was said in the first post), it is all for a good laugh.
Sheesh.
...I do..
*me runs*
Navi is infected with Drk's Penis oral virus, which means he has to say penis once in a while to live, type it too. Poor Navi =P
Sequel Tomorrow :)
this should be good. /me waits.
I am using the onscreen keyboard as my son spilled water in my real one and I can't get out to get a new one untill tomorrow. So the sequel will come then.