I think we need to start posting stupid stuff you see on the GB.net Free Board as a good thing to laugh at.
First, some ground rules.
1) If it links to a scam site, remove the URL.
2) If it's racist, porn-related, etc., don't post it.
3) If it isn't funny, outrageous, or stupid, don't post it.
Er, I think you get it. I'll start.
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I like how he even managed to add a random phrase at the end in true GIS-style. But I have to say, they made the scam site pretty decent looking. It's already fooled someone on the Free Board.
I hate stupid people. =D
Anyway, let's see what kind of idiocy spawns from the Free Board!
QuoteTitle : Big News
Writer :
AngelsOfGreetSW [Upload:6-12-2004 16:22 , Count: 48]
50:0
ZherN is great
when i train better i look for u
one more sorrie for that problem
beri sorrie
topic not meh for him
i kick your friend is that my friend born2ks want to come.
SORRie :(
Confusing isn't it. ...wait isn't this a gbgl member?
Quoteaying for CS CD Key!
Writer :
---- [Upload:6-12-2004 15:3 , Count: 72]
Yea.. you decide.. any item 50k or under, or 200 kills. Your choice.
QuoteTitle : BLUE WANDS+ read important
Writer :
---- [Upload:6-12-2004 9:17 , Count: 105]
my wooden hammer friend "joshxlee" challenge you 1vs1 so unless you scared to lose, messege him right now! don't back down he's just a noob. trust me he can't hit for shiit so raise your win % for free! :)
P.S following proposition is only eligible for blue wands+ so all others F off.
That...is...stupid... :huh:
Ow! My brain. Damn those free boards to hell and back.
AngelsofGreetSW?
He's someone i know on irc. I doubt he'd post that kind of message since he does not type like THAT.
(Anyone remember that friendly hacker that wrote a post there to the GIS team saying something about how usernames can be hijacked to write topcis there? I got a feeling this is one of those cases.)
EDIT: Maybe we should log some of the funny posts we see. Kind of like a bash.org thing. =P
yeah, it's by aog. it's a message to zhern (so it's in singlish, because zhern understands singlish), apologizing for kicking zhern's friend, because one of aog's friends was coming into the room.
QuoteTitle : what the hack plz help
Writer : him6786 [Upload:6-13-2004 1:18 , Count: 15]
ok im tryin to upload my pic and it says its to big. its 1.44MB how do i make it small enough to fit in here?(the avatar competition)
Wow, ur avatar file size is really really
BIG QuoteTitle : GIS cheated me!
Writer : KkreukK [Upload:6-13-2004 1:17 , Count: 24]
hey, i got 2 other account, and they both got banned for the same reason....they said i was item hacking! on Kazndragonk which is a silver battle axe got banned for life and my other account sukmyvirgina got banned til te 27th.please, if you are nice, please email GIS at the Ask GM thing and tell them to unban me, because the other guy just gave me item and reported me..thats like a frame...thanks
This thing is just like Mastercard's "If life were like that, there won't be any Mastercard" ad :lol:
QuoteTitle : i have gold hack
Writer :
lazygurl47 [Upload:6-13-2004 2:21 , Count: 12]
just leave your aim or yahoo messengers names
andill send you the proff(picture)via those
services. its only for windows 98/2000 i have xp and i cant use it so if you want it leave you names and ill send you proof thank you
Right... I can't wait to see a PICTURE of you hacking. Where do I sign up? Oh, right. Q-u-i-k-0-7-S-C-R-E-W-Y-O-U. How's that for a screen name? :lol:
The reply was great too:
Quotekuter666 sure most of hack these time only work with XP(6-13-2004)
That's so stupid, he's just basically leaving message telling the GIS team to ban him.
Here's another even dumber post.(is dumber a word?)
QuoteTitle : HI, there is somebody here that wants to threaten
Writer : Wertoy [Upload:6-14-2004 3:16 , Count: 5]
apocalypse27 forced me into his guild snd now i cant go out, plz let me out of here. plz do something about it. annoy him or something.
How do apocalypse27 force u into his guild? Use a gun and point it to ur head? :lol:
QuoteStaRRinie,Dbl metal axe:
I am so so so happy. there r really cool n nice ppl around in GB. PPL that hold up to thier word.
Amazing. <_<
QuoteeAndy,Stone hammer:
when i was playing a game, i died and i pressed "/quit" because i didnt want to throw stuff at ppl. Once i pressed "/quit", I quited the whole game including "gunbun" and after i log in again, i lost all my contacts on my buddy list.... "why is this happening?...." PLease help me...
Cool,i wanna play Gunbun
Quotejoshmyers,Golden axe:yep thats right now this game just got ****ed-up now i have crash my computer
TY Gunbound GM
i can't belive you would do this crap
NOW HERES A WORNING
DO NOT TRUST GUNBOUND THEY WILL PROB. PUT A VIRUS ON YOUR SYSTEM
You can email me at hacker2be@cableone.net NOT A HACKER ON GB just letting you know
OR
AIM:paintballbman
YIM:paintballbman
MSN:paint4upaint4u106@hotmail.com
TY and beware
I wish I could give these idiots a swift kick in the groin. Or.. if they're girls, a swift kick in the face. :P I'm so happy there aren't many idiots on these forums.
This one might give u a laugh:
QuoteTitle : Something very f***ed up just happend
Writer : Leviathen666 [Upload:6-20-2004 3:33 , Count: 73]
Hey i just logged in and noticed that some of my avatars disapeared( Rocker hair n, Mecha armor ) and i have no clue how this happend can anyone help me? and no i have never entered my name into scam sites or have givin away my pass it jsut happened.
Oh, so r u now accusing the gb admins?
Title : the undertaker
Writer : hhh23 [Upload:6-21-2004 17:22 , Count: 42]
*Other than Gunbound.net, if you get scammed by giving out your password to other sites, we will not help you recover your account or items.
Do not visit and give your password to these sites.
free goldenhammer
What do you expect? Those guys ARE the fucking asshats in GB.
GBGL forums make me feel better :)
QuoteTitle : PROBLEM with GUNBOUND
Writer : Chinly [Upload:6-23-2004 8:52 , Count: 69]
*Other than Gunbound.net, if you get scammed by giving out your password to other sites, we will not help you recover your account or items.
Do not visit and give your password to these sites.
damn mang they keep lagging me out and i got calbe how is that rite and it happen 3 times already anybody agree with me that this has happen to them answer plz?????????
now thats sad EVERY BODY LAGS NIMROD
QuoteThis one might give u a laugh:
QuoteTitle : Something very f***ed up just happend
Writer : Leviathen666 [Upload:6-20-2004 3:33 , Count: 73]
Hey i just logged in and noticed that some of my avatars disapeared( Rocker hair n, Mecha armor ) and i have no clue how this happend can anyone help me? and no i have never entered my name into scam sites or have givin away my pass it jsut happened.
Oh, so r u now accusing the gb admins?
.. what? I think he was questioning whether it was a glitch or not.
Quotei let my best friend borrow my samurai suit this morning to get his rank up. then like an hour ago he said it got boring and he got tired of gunbound. so now he is still a chick and all he needed to do is send it back to me. BUT HE CANT!!! WTF MAN! he needed to be a metal axe but i dont think he wont be if he isnt going to play anymore!! but now all im asking is how do i get it back
It took me about 5 seconds to find something stupid enough to be worthy of this topic.
Wow that just takes the cake. You are a winner
QuoteQuotei let my best friend borrow my samurai suit this morning to get his rank up. then like an hour ago he said it got boring and he got tired of gunbound. so now he is still a chick and all he needed to do is send it back to me. BUT HE CANT!!! WTF MAN! he needed to be a metal axe but i dont think he wont be if he isnt going to play anymore!! but now all im asking is how do i get it back
It took me about 5 seconds to find something stupid enough to be worthy of this topic.
Wow. That's.... incredible.
Jeez, some people just don't get it.
Thanks for reviving the topic by the way, guys. :D
QuoteQuoteTitle : PROBLEM with GUNBOUND
Writer : Chinly [Upload:6-23-2004 8:52 , Count: 69]
*Other than Gunbound.net, if you get scammed by giving out your password to other sites, we will not help you recover your account or items.
Do not visit and give your password to these sites.
damn mang they keep lagging me out and i got calbe how is that rite and it happen 3 times already anybody agree with me that this has happen to them answer plz?????????
now thats sad EVERY BODY LAGS NIMROD
Ehh lol lag isnt a serious problem.. since practicly everybody lags now and then