"mommy, how did our great land of cookies and inifinite sex came about?"
"well darling, it all started when your daddy and i did something."
"really?"
"no shit, my girl. wanna hear a story?"
"does it involve sex and violence?"
"as always my young apprentice. well ok, i lied, it started with something else..."
"aw daddy..."
"im your mom."
"oh."
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A long time ago, and i mean a lalalala long, a lalalala long, a lalalala lon lon lon long long time ago, in a galaxy far away where George Lucas fucked up Star Wars, there was a place, so ridiculous, so incredulous, that no mortal man could have resisted not going there. The prices of Orion slave girls suddenly went rock bottom as soon as it was discovered. Curse them. I really did love those Orion girls.
"i thought you said you were my mom."
"i am." *unzips pants*
"ooh."
*zips it back*
Anyway, before you and i were born, there was the one true god who existed: Secksolia. With her mighty cookies, which she used so skilfully to slice in half her enemies, she removed all the foul beings that proliferated *shudder* CEREAL.
"ew!!!"
"that's what i thought when Willy Wonka told me. he said its all pencil shavings"
"i hate cereal. cookies are better."
"of course they are."
Then one day, her arch nemesis decided to claim the land that we stand on now. His name was Wanker Oats. The actual argument between this.... disgusting being and our glorious Secksolia went as follows:
"Bah! You poison this land Secksolia! With your cookies and what not! Pathetic!"
"Oh shutup you pencil shaving eating fool.... er, LAR!"
"HAH! Your insults do not wound me mortally... i however, can show you pain like never before!"
And so they battled, for days and nights, it rained *shudder* cereal and cookies all over our land... Eventually of course, the great Secksolia won the battle.
"Hahaha... you have lost to me Wanker."
"Soon... Secksolia....soon...i shall exact my revenge!"
"Not anymore! I claim these lands for my chosen ones, those who are sugar, spice and everything nice. Oh, and i have nothing to do with Powerpuff Girls, so dont sue me."
"They copyrighted that?"
"I hope not. Lawyers are worse than Borg drones from Star Trek."
"Or Replicators from Stargate."
"Eew."
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"Since then, we've all lived in pieces and in peace."
"Oh, so there's where my penis went to."
"be sure to reattach it well."
"i will daddy!"
"im still your mom."
"oops."
ROFLMAO. this was a nice touch psi. Almost good enough to go on a blog update if people could understand what the fuk i was talking about.
Imag intends to add his 'erotic touch' to it later.
Yes, this is the land of the M0rons.
It is a vast and infinite land of secks, er0ticness, things you would never even imag!ne, psycho rabbits that go moo, and...secks. Oh wait, thats been said already. Damn.
Anyway, to continue the story, dad,
*gets hit by a chair*
Er, MOM, told her kids about the moronic past of morons.
A long time ago, in lala land, long after the war of secksolia and *shudder* you-know-who, there was a man. He was called G0rrilafat, and he was exploring a cave, when he came across... a cookie on the wall.
"WTF COOKIE LOL NS I EET! LOL OMG"
And so gorrila ate up the cookie.
Unknown to him, it was actually the doorbell of secksolia's cookie jar.
To skip a long story short, secksolia came out and talkied with gorrilafat about secks, booze, cookies, hatred for *shudder* cereal, (Except froot loops. Froot loops are good.) pie, and... secks.
Wait, that was already mentioned. Damn.
So, on that fateful day, Secksolia looked at the moon with gorrilafat.
On that day, gorrilafat noticed:
"Hey, the moon looks like a cookie! and it has writing on it... m...o...0...ros....M0ROS!"
Secksolia said this was a good omen, and thus, GorrilaFat set out to search for people who also wanted the moronic dream world we live in today. These people came to be knows and the...
*Dun Dun Dun Duuunnn!*
MOROS ELDERS!
*Dun dun dun dun [size=8]dunnnnnnnnnnn....[/size]*
So, one fine day, which happened to be christmas, gorrilafat, and his son, chimpanzeefat, gave the crown to chimpanzeefat's son (legally gorrilafat's grandson.) which was... MONKEYFAT!
On that fateful day, monkeyfat claimed the throne and renamed moros M0RONS!
And then lots of people because interested in the and of moro..er, morons, and joined.
And the results of their combined effort?
Why, it's this land of secks, cookies, pies, wtfness, and.... secks.
Oh wait, thats been said already. Damn.
HAHA, SO you were the one who sent me that email psi,
;/
no shit,
what email
I never got any "erotic" email.
o_O gg hotmail....