Will the next pope be...

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Toasters

#45
Apr 03, 2005, 02:54 PM
QuoteThe last four posts are so meaningless. God damn.

@Eric: Posting a question that was already posted in the same topic 3 times is NOT really a funny thing to do. It's a stupid thing to do in fact.
Eric doesn't read through the whole topic. (obviously) He stated that in another topic yesterday. :^_^:

tehFrenchee

#46
Apr 03, 2005, 06:07 PM
Its still stupid and he should stop it, 'less he wants himself to look like a fool.
What you never want to see coming at you in a tunnel:

uberbacon

#47
Apr 03, 2005, 08:20 PM
the new pope is going to be a computer. simple as that.

Pope Pro 1.1b is under the final testing stage. the actual computer has the shape of our previous pope's face, and the program within contains the e-bible, recorded speeches, jesus jokes and stuff.  

CommunistBus

#48
Apr 04, 2005, 12:02 PM
QuoteIts still stupid and he should stop it, 'less he wants himself to look like a fool.
Yep, that lesson has been taught here many a time.

Tweekins

#49
Apr 04, 2005, 12:54 PM
Quotethe new pope is going to be a computer. simple as that.

Pope Pro 1.1b is under the final testing stage. the actual computer has the shape of our previous pope's face, and the program within contains the e-bible, recorded speeches, jesus jokes and stuff.
It needs an automatic blessing button too I think.

Just press the button and *POOF!!* Little baby Bob has the Pope's blessing.


<3 me some Jose.

AtheistFury

#50
Apr 04, 2005, 01:11 PM
QuoteIt needs an automatic blessing button too I think.

Just press the button and *POOF!!* Little baby Bob has the Pope's blessing.
Yeah, with "INSERT COIN" label and appropriate slot just above it...

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Bravodor

#51
Apr 04, 2005, 01:29 PM
As far as I know, the pope cant be a woman, its defined as a male position...
I think that would be like making a woman a king, that doesnt work, they are queens, not kings...

But Im not Roman Catholic and have no idea on the rules/requirements.


 
 

 

AtheistFury

#52
Apr 04, 2005, 01:56 PM Last Edit: Apr 04, 2005, 01:57 PM by AtheistFury
You are right in fact, women can't be catholic priests not to mention bishops or popes.
I added that option for fun and for m0rons to be able to take part (it has a word "sex" in it,  right? :P).

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begon

#53
Apr 04, 2005, 02:08 PM
I bet the new pope will be a smurf, and then we won't have people asking what the pope does. If anyone asks, he will just say he's smurfing. Duh!

RancidslayerV2

#54
Apr 04, 2005, 03:26 PM
Jewish, he will be Jewish.  

begon

#55
Apr 04, 2005, 05:13 PM
Omfg what if the new pope will be a PIMP:o:


Ehh I was kinda wondering were I got this crappy thought , untill I started listening to the radio

I'M A P.I.M.P o.o;

nars2

#56
Apr 04, 2005, 05:50 PM
pope will be brazilian, listen to me mortals ;)
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