award discussion

Started by Aperama, May 03, 2005, 09:37 AM

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Aperama

Aperama wins the award for best hair. All of the ladies then scream: "GET OFF THE STAGE, IT'S A BOMB!" We hop off and play chess for the next half hour against Russian spies while ninjas defend us from the blast. We then go to a "Break A Guitar" concert, where we all break guitars with the hot ladies from the audience until the sun comes up. The end.
QuoteYou know, I asked a guy once if he'd mind putting me in a barrel and sending me over the falls. You know what the son of a bitch said? "Drop dead, asshole." Yeah... People are pricks. I asked this guy to take his air compressor and drill me with a six-inch nail right through the eye... What'd he say? "I'm low on nails." Yeah... people are selfish pricks.


ltlatimer


Aperama

No... you still lose (though you were in my selected group, asshole :angry:)
QuoteYou know, I asked a guy once if he'd mind putting me in a barrel and sending me over the falls. You know what the son of a bitch said? "Drop dead, asshole." Yeah... People are pricks. I asked this guy to take his air compressor and drill me with a six-inch nail right through the eye... What'd he say? "I'm low on nails." Yeah... people are selfish pricks.


AK_Keith

any boy can judge the hair on a head, but it take a man to judge the hair on a penis..

-caPORNicus