The State OF GBGL Address

[Administrator]

DISCLAIMER: This is no way intended to flame or offend anyone in the forums, it's all in good fun, so if you cannot take a joke, fuck off.   :

The conference room begins filling with many of the forum regulars as the time for the address draws near.  Many recognize each other for the first time by how they look or what they wear:



The lights dim and someone steps up to the podium. but who can it be?  There is a loud drum roll, followed by the sound of hopping, along with the faint smell of permanent marker.  The lights come back on:



Darkmagnolia: Please allow me to thank you for coming....disregard my shlurred shpeech, the marker fumes are getting to me. Anyway, without further ado, I present to you, the great king of GBGL!

Fanfare is played seemingly from nowhere, as kiwibonga steps up to the podium.  The crowd hushes suddenly as he prepares to utter his first words:



Kiwibonga: Yes it is I, the great ruler of all you petty....I mean valued users of GBGL! I am here to answer questions and address any concerns you may have over the forums or GBGL.

Suddenly out of nowhere, a can of spam is hurled at kiwi

Kiwi: DrkNecro, stop it or I will report you to ebay as broken merchandise and get a refund!

DrkNecro: :/

Kiwi: Now, onto the questions.

Canadian1: LOL numb nuts pin my sig topic!

Kiwi: No, and if you ask me such a request again I will take action toward your posting privelages. Next.

andrewcleung: Can I be a mod please?

Kiwi: Not at this time, even though you act like one at times, but thank you for calming down with that. Next.

Suddenly something brown and smelly is flung at kiwi:


Kiwi: Rizz!!! Get your damn monkey out of this room now!

Rizzano: WTF are you doing out of your cage you little..............Sorry kiwi!

Kiwi: Sigh, where was I.  Well, any REAL questions pertaining to the league or forums?

nars2, elros: WHERES OUR GOLD!

Kiwi: I am yet awaiting a responds from our sponsor.  GET OFF MY BACK!

Some random newb: OMG COME JOIN MY SITE IT HAS HACKS AND A FORUM AND......

Kiwi: SECURITY!!!

Ruk, Frenchee, Great one, SLdK, Dreamcatcher, DarkMagnolia, Bravodor, Aroon, CommunistBus, Jedi, and TRIP all make a mad dash for the newbie who entered without permission. Reminiscent of the Three Stooges, they all bump into each other, and the newbie proceeds with a spam frenzy that puts DrkNecro to shame.

OMG COME JOIN MY SITE IT HAS HACKS AND A FORUM AND......
OMG COME JOIN MY SITE IT HAS HACKS AND A FORUM AND......
OMG COME JOIN MY SITE IT HAS HACKS AND A FORUM AND......
OMG COME JOIN MY SITE IT HAS HACKS AND A FORUM AND......

Kiwi seeing the temporary incompetence of his staff, hurls his crown at the newb, hitting him square in the head.  The newb wobbles, and rubs his head.

Newbie: All right, who throws a crown, honestly?

Kiwi: SECURITY DAMN IT!

Ruk grabs the newbie and stamps him on the head:


Ruk and Frenchee and DarkMagnolia carry him out the door, kicking him once swiftly in the ass.

Kiwi: All right, thank you, sorry for that interruption. Now to get back to the topic at hand, if there are no more questions...

Canadian1: LOL Can you pin my...

Kiwi: Damn it! What the hell did I say already!  SCREW THIS!!!

Kiwi kicks down the podium to reveal himself sitting on a bigfoot, and aims it at Candian1, letting loose a barage of red 200MPH missiles that send Canadian1 into oblivion.

Kiwi: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS!!!!!

The entire room: NO! NO! NO!

Kiwi: Thank you for coming to this GBGL Press Conference, which is now over. Good day!

[Donga]

Hahaha that owns gj rizz, i liked the first picture it sums up most people .

[ltlatimer]

rawfls, owned xD i actually laughed at this

[Monkey Fat]

I like the picture of andrew, made me laugh.

[darkmagnolia]

geee one, Rizz ;b
You made me look like kiwibunny with carpal tunnel syndrom. lawl.

and Necro does "=/" not ":/" hahaa

I want part II!!! XD

[Administrator]

Maybe thats cause you ARE kiwibunny =o (carpel tunnel, meh sorry)

[Red Bull]

haha. funny. you have too much spare time on your hands. so make another one. now. ok. good. cool.

DONGA LIKES PENIZ

[Shabz]

Oh em gee its me =o (4th one), Lol goodjob rizz xD make teh sequel!

[Prince85]

very nice, yet strange.. does drk always scream penis? (or am i insane)

[darkmagnolia]

btw

priceless picture.

[Metal]

"We're the bold kings!" :>  

[Trip]

hahahaha. with our nose off to the side like that and what appears to be needles sticking out of our head, we definatley deviate from the norm ;| ns

[uberbacon]

hahaha AWESOME RIZZ!

[ProfessorPap]

very funny stufffffff

[Shaft]

Wha? This just made me laugh so hard... Sequel!