WoE topic - bacon on fire

[uberbacon]

Uberbacon's speech to the Hijos

I am proud of you, my sons! We managed to save our castle after the bloody people took it from us. They will come back, and we will defend gloriously once again!

Never before have I been the leader of such an awesome guild as Hijos. Everyone serves a purpose, and each one is an unique indivudual. This make Hijos the best possible guild in EuphRO.

HoboFashion is the queen, the official wife of the king! Nicholas is a mooning, kangaroo humping sweet aussie and we all love him even though he's a transvestite in game!

Zeal is strong, he's damn addicted, and he's always missing when there's something fun or important going on. As the average age of the guild is considered very high, Gabe still suits with us despite his hairless penis.

Blitzkrieg, the mysterious assassin who came to us one day and we had some good fun in the chat. Disappeared briefly after, but we're anxious to await his return!

Raekwon & Drifter - The scouts of hijos! Together they run around the world of EuphRO with their pecopecos, piercing porings and sometimes poporings.

Xrox is going to be missed when he leaves the guild. Known as xzario and xzari before, this nice fellow had a hard time deciding what class he should master. I guess we'll never know the answer..

Godaime/savid has saved our poor lives many many times. Being my personal party priestess, I know what I talk about when I say this Hijo knows how to play!

Hassan & Myst1caL are two pals who mob everything everywhere. They're in comodo, in orc dungeon, in glast heim. All at the same time I think. These guy rock so hard, to lose any of them would be a great loss.

It's hard to say something bad about Nars. But I know one thing, and it's how he is away too much. It makes me sad to see the best online-only friend play less and less for each day. We miss you Nars!

ShadySands is a damn cool guy, who only plays at weekends nowadays. But when he plays, he's on fire! A bless to our team in WoE, and sweet supports in the fields. Shady's always around!

I met .loki. when he was lost outside the GH chivalry looking for yoyos. I felt bad when I told him they were right behind that warp, so I gave him the privilegie to be in Hijos! Great guy with great humor!

Many of you know newt as Mischa, the blacksmith he used to be. It doesn't matter what class he is though, for us he's always Martin, the zeny elder. If you don't know how much your rares are worth, ask Martin! He knows it all!

Khuram is fairly new, but seeing how he's a friend of Hassan and Myst, I'm sure he's a great guy

Now, to our dancing Natalie. If only Gabe could stop looking at her dancing sprite and fight instead, the world would be much better. She's back in Canada for three weeks, but she'll back in the guild ASAP!

Hellsmasker is a quiet and currently missing person. Uhm.. Rock on!

Konzen, the toothfaerie! Secretly in love with Hobo, which causes a very dramatic drama! Get your popcorn folks!

Yumi finally came to WoE! Too bad there was never a chance to attack I'm sure we would've been a castle richer sooner or later this saturday. Anyhow, it's great to see more of the funny aussie sort, they often make my day.

There's one word for Final Heaven and it's hyperactive. Blabbering so much, you gotta hit F10 until the chatbox is expanded to max, or else you miss what the other say.

Hazzard/Hell's Messenger is another guy who decided to give up the character and start a new one. Seeing how he's a great guy and a devoted player, we gave it thumbs up. And boom, there he comes, riding a big shiny pecopeco! A day or two later, he catched up to level and the world is happy again.

Trailbreaker & DeepRed are brothers, oddly enough. One is Stefan, one is Andreas. One is a calm supernovice with awesome patience and very low hp. The other guy is a peco riding crusader who whacks everything from fabres to drops. With pride!

JirotheHero is the Hero with a big H! There's not much to say about him, because you have to see it with your own eyes. He's Jiro, and he's going to be the father of your babies.

Wing Ephyon and Smiling Jack are our newest recruits, who both look very promising. They will sortly be as much Hijo as the rest of us <3

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However, let's not forget about the past WoE. Sey and Mal left us for another guild, because they couldn't attack on their own. Even though i told them not to, and await orders, they managed to strike two of our friends. This is why I'll make a few rules for you to follow, and complain a bit.

1) Listen to the king. I know I'm not the best leader in the world, but the least I can do is try. A team works much better if someone is there to point the stick. If you disagree with me, try to pm me and tell me a better suggestion. If you have nothing to come with, just listen

2) Use elemental weapons in the War of Emperium. If you're attacking, don't use eart or holy magic because the emp won't fall. I thought I had my silver arrows when we defended, but they were made of steel. It made us lose our castle, since the ghostring people totally owned us. If I only had my silvers..

3) Don't spam chat. If you got questions for something not regarding WoE, or you wanna chitchat, please save it for later. It's not that hard, just stay patient and wait. However, if there's no attack and I'm not in your room, feel free to chat with each other  :

4) Don't talk to other guildmen outside or inside our castle. Anyone not a written ally should die without a word. Remember the four D:s: Dumbasses Deserve a Deaf Death.

5) Don't waste your time learning unwritten allies and friendly people. I handle all negotiations and you guys attack anyone who goes in when it comes to defending. On the attack matter, the attack leader asks me for targets and you try them out. Please respect this matter, since we have very valuable allies and friends.

6) HAVE FUN! It's only a game, the least we can do is to have fun and give it our best shot.

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So, who is this uberbacon? I am the cynical optimist and I hate social life. I enjoy statistics, leadership and online gaming. I am 19 years old and I don't have a job, I live with my two cats and my lovely girlfriend Sofia  :wub:  Soon I run out of money and gotta move home though. I'm also interested in psychology, math, logics and other nerdy stuff.

You can talk to me about anything, but if you don't like me or the way we run this guild then fuck off. We're doing fine without haters.

[GujuSol]

I'd play this game, but it got boring when I tried the trial(iRO) two years ago. I'll stick to GB. But I hope you own in War of Emperium. ^.^

[JirotheHero]

now a special acronym for niklas

uber
bacon
eats
really
bad
apples.
count
on
naptime!


What that means is that uberbacon is a strong leader who married an aussie tranny in RO. And he is a bad enough dude to go for the gold!

[Monkey Fat]

I think im going to have to whipe away a lil tear.

[OnlyFeeling]

Zeal is strong, he's damn addicted, and he's always missing when there's something fun or important going on. As the average age of the guild is considered very high, Gabe still suits with us despite his hairless penis.
I am 13.... I've gone through puberty i am 5"10~11

[OnlyFeeling]

AND WTF GET MY ICE LACE FROM SEYLIAS I NEED IT

[MysticaL]

woooo go hijos fighting~~! :  

[ToothFaerie]

*blushes* damn now everyone knows

I'll be able to join WoE every weekend now, since my timetable changed, and i start uni at 11am, instead of 8am. Awaiting orders from his uberness!

[Xenogear]

Vashthestupid- The man who quit gunbound and RO to go play that game called WoW.  He made the right choice.

Ph34r My axe....and his mace, which is the best mace in the game.  THE BEST WEAPON in the game.


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